If You Are IlliterateThis Does Not Concern You

In case anyone doesn't know when you go to a restaurant they give you this thing called a menu and on it are the names of the dishes they serve and a description of these dishes which includes the major items and items people tend to be allergic to in the dishes. There are occasions when things are missing on the menu, but most restaurants are constantly making sure their menus are as accurate and informative as possible. So now here it comes.
All of you browsers and half readers I have no sympathy when you get something that you didn't want because it's written on the menu. Read the description that's what it's on the menu for. The words I didn't see it on the menu is not a good excuse. Your server knows you didn't read the menu and when he brings it back to the kitchen he is going to tell the chef that so he's not eating shit the rest of the night. In case you didn't know the kitchen hates recooks. Especially the ones that are caused by idiots who don't read the menu. So please by all means read the menu. Anything you as a customer can do to make everything as simple as possible helps you get the best service and experience possible.